I'll be putting most of my writing on Medium, but here seems to be the right place for lists.
We've all heard of a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows and a parliament of owls. Apart from a group or a crowd of people, we seem to be lacking descriptors of specific humans bunched together.
On the F bus from Ferney to Geneva, more commonly known as the 'Corona Conveyance,' the time was pleasantly passed by thinking up a few group labels:
A smoke of teenagers
A squeal of girls
A BO of boys
A weed of snowboarders
A spandex of cyclists
A portaloo of festival goers
A selfie stick of tourists
A bubble wrap of removalists
A latte of baristas
A lanyard of office workers
A sleet of meteorologists
A baguette of bakers
An idiocy of MAGAts
A greed of conservatives
A deckchair of caravanners
A sandwich of picnickers
A regret of binge drinkers
A corduroy of uni students
A tassel of pole dancers
An invisibility of parcel deliverers
A boredom of bus drivers
A coffee cloud of teachers
A concern of mothers
A stickiness of toddlers
An inconvenience of road workers
A tardiness of plumbers
A fright of fashionistas
An annoyance of ticket inspectors
A vape of hipsters
An armpit of backpackers
A gallop of marathoners
A testicle of share traders
A yawn of home brewers
A coloured parka of middle-agers
A stumble of day drinkers
A flab of fast food customers
A spritz of make-up counter consultants
A dread of dentists
A stirrup of gynaecologists
A skid mark of politicians
A smug of baby boomers
A splat of potters
An optimism of interns
A magnum of sommeliers
An ugg boot of Work From Homers
A depression of morticians
A loneliness of cos-players
A jolly of dog walkers
A flop of Trumps
A nope of evangelists
A tea break of council workers
An eating disorder of models
A grope of rich men
A crazy of kite-surfers
A wedgie of physicists
An ignorance of republicans
A flatulence of slow walkers
A jealous judgment of passport checkers
An inferiority of Instagram influencers
An unwanted of modern interpretative dancers
A six pack of gym junkies
A chino of dads
A punch of siblings
A celibacy of bullies
A charcuterie platter of art lovers
A fatigue of minimum wage workers
An unfortunate of Iraqis
An impotence of online trolls
An unsuccessful wank of white supremacists
A scorn of vegans
A presumption of Karens
A shame of vote suppressors
A sob of empty nesters
A malevolence of Murdochs
A Tupperware of tea ladies
A poverty of pokie addicts
A chardonnay of divorcees
A skin cancer of sunbathers
An ugliness of anti-semites
An inebriation of horse race gamblers
A tottering of nightclub girlies
A belch of buffet diners
A smegma of vandals
An unnecessary of reality stars
A useless of YouTubers
A hemp bag of hippies
A disappointment of aunts
A glee of lawyers
A disapproval of pensioners
A sigh of checkout chicks
A daydream of drama students
An iPhone of commuters
A notepad of journalists
A starvation of models
A patience of queuers
A kindness of vaccinators
A selfishness of anti-vaxxers
An efficiency of nurses
A toilet bowl of radio talk show hosts
AND OF COURSE:
A procrastination of writers
Feel free to add your own!
